Italian Zombie Top Ten
September 9, 2001
Top Ten signs that someone has been attacked by a
10.Zombie Travels With A Mob.
09.Leaves Horse Brains On Your Pillow To Let You Know Your Next.
08.Looks Suspiciously Like Brains Making His Cheeks Puff Out.
07.He Could Be Eating A Pasta & Meatballs Or It Could Be Brains With Worms.
06.Looks A Lot Like A Guy From
The Old Neiborhood Named Guido.
05.Find A Body Buried Up To The
Neck With Brains Eaten Out.
04.If His Coffin Fell Off The
Back Of A Truck.
03.That's Not Grapes Their
Stomping, Their Making Brain Wine.
02.If He Stands On The Corner
Yelling, "Yo Baby, Look At Them Brains."
And... the number one sign that someone has been attacked by a Italian zombie is....
01.While Your Bent Over Kissing
His Ring, He Takes Out A Chuck Of Your Brains.