Romero Zombie Top Ten
September 12, 2001
Top 10 Signs
That You Run Into Romero Zombies
10. You are in
9. The zombies go down with a shot to the head.
8. The zombies group towards farmhouses and malls.
7. There is NO more room in Hell.
6. The zombies are a funny color blue&grey.
5. At least one of the zombies are Tom Savini.
4. When shot at, the zombies drip a kinda funky color red
out, instead of blood.
5. The zombies are being hunted down by a bunch of
red-necks with dogs.
4. The zombies eat your flesh....and not your brain (by
then, who cares if it's a Romero zombie or not? YOU'RE DEAD!).
3. One of the Zombies is Bill Hinzman.
2. You notice the SAME zombie in two different places in a
VERY short amount of time.
1. The zombies start shaving, shooting off guns, reading
"Salem's Lot", and saying "Hello Aunt