Romero Zombie Top Ten

By Joe Davis
September 12, 2001

Top 10 Signs That You Run Into Romero Zombies

10. You are in Pennsylvania.

 9. The zombies go down with a shot to the head.

 8. The zombies group towards farmhouses and malls.

 7. There is NO more room in Hell.

 6. The zombies are a funny color blue&grey.

 5. At least one of the zombies are Tom Savini.
  
 4. When shot at, the zombies drip a kinda funky color red out, instead of blood.

 5. The zombies are being hunted down by a bunch of red-necks with dogs.

 4. The zombies eat your flesh....and not your brain (by then, who cares if it's a Romero zombie or not? YOU'RE DEAD!).

 3. One of the Zombies is Bill Hinzman.

 2. You notice the SAME zombie in two different places in a VERY short amount of time.

 1. The zombies start shaving, shooting off guns, reading "Salem's Lot", and saying "Hello Aunt Alicia.".